This is NOT what I want for Christmas. Just so you know...

I don't know who the h3ll Triggur is, but there you go...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I gave gwennafran a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Thursday I helped ryge hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I gave triggur a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week I turned potterpuffs in for spitting (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-131 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, lizzy_copycat

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