questions addressed to the universe in general

[lizzy_copycat]

Why does Zindy want to be my friend? Me no likes her.

Why don't people put "songfic" in the subject line so I don't waste my time clicking the link?

Why does the skin under and around the long cut feel so hard? Will it stop? 'Cause it hurts...

Why is CSI so gory? Don't they understand subtlety?

Why does Lene Marlin write such shipper-y songs?

Why did TV3 only show five episodes of Joan of Arcadia and then switch to Everwood repeats?

Why haven't Lupus put their lyrics online?

Why do some people have such pretentious LJs?

Why do they tell you in October that to take the history exam in January you need to get your syllabus approved in September?

Why do I find Google Earth so amusing?

Comments

[doreah.livejournal.com]

1. Because you're irrestible on Myspace!

2. Just to piss us off. I'm tempted to make a new rule.

3. Flesh-eating disease.

4. But CSI wants me to hate it even more.

5. Because she's a shipper herself.

6. To piss off God.

7. They do. They're just hidden.

8. Because they lead sad lives where they don't have any power and LJ makes them feel special.

9. To make life as hard as possible.

10. Because it is.



[AN: Some of the above are not true. IE, lies. Big, giant lies. Some are truths. ;) Hee. ]