the amount of shame will always be constant

I don't think I understand this at all, but for some reason everyone on my f-list should do it too, and it'll all mean something in the end.

Get your own spectral analysis from Area 23®

I think probably the planets will align and there will be some signs of the apocalypse. Anyway, try it out, and tell me if the locusts come...

Edit: I cheated because it was UGLY and used my real life nickname instead of my username. (So, I guess that means I get it now. I just still don't know what it means.)